Jackie

Jackie also known as Princess Jackie, is a main supporting character and second in command to Ł3nNy. Being a true Bri'ish crown royalist, Jackie is wanted in every nation outside of the UK and its overseas territories for several violations of international treaties such as the Geneva Conventions and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

Appearance
Although she looks suspiciously like a main character from Crash Zoom, Jackie is completely different. The green hat signifies the overwhelming hatred of the Irish.

Standing at over 6ft 1in, Jackie terrorises the peasants below them and becomes the de facto leader in any scenario due to this.

It is said that when Jackie is within 10 feet of someone not from the "correct" country, her hair catches fire.

Personality
Jackie's main personality traits appear to be the dislike of foreign countries and Cheems. Unfortunately, not much is known about Jackie's personality due to the only words said by her seem to be either "cringe" or "based".

Quiet in nature, Jackie soon springs to life when someone isn't speaking the Queen's English.

Joint Ventures
Jackie and Hellbent regularly team up to defeat M.A to ensure there is a reason for life to continue. Not only does M.A dare to be Fr*nch but he is also an arrogant Fr*nchman who risks national unrest in the name of his flawed, yet somehow objective, opinions. It is imperative that M.A is brought to justice before he attempts to indoctrinate anyone else with his foolish personality.

History
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Early Life
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Service in the Royal Marines
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Political Career
Jackie ran for Prime Minister in 2010, winning with a landslide victory for the "Princess Party". Shortly after this victory, all other political parties were banned in the name of national stability.

With the essential dissolution of parliament, Jackie was able to remove the term limit and rule as Prime Minister for life. In September 2010, this role would be renamed to simply "Princess".

National service was imposed onto the UK for ages 10-20 with a mandatory 2 year placement in a state-run terror organisation to destabilise European powers.

War Crimes
Do you remember Yugoslavia? There's a reason it doesn't exist anymore.

In a 2016 report into Russian meddling in the US election, it was discovered that Jackie had procured multiple RDS-220 prototype nuclear bombs from Moscow. American officials have since lost track of these WMDs and believe some might have been used in the 2017 Catalan independence war.

Trivia

 * There are rumours that Jackie is planning to overthrow the French government. All those that investigate this claim seem to disappear.
 * This one time, Jackie found £5 on the side of the road, just thought you should know.
 * In 2010, Jackie and the House of Saud signed an alliance when they realised their mutual interest in breaking international rules.